Un grand merci à Xavier H. responsable de la DREAL pour son rapport burlesque... créé par bertrand L

Je voudrais dire merci à M.H. Xavier, responsable de la DREAL, pour son rapport burlesque. Je ne me suis jamais autant amusé à la lecture d'un tel rapport... S'il a été payé pour ça, j'aimerai bien que la Cour des Comptes regarde de plus le gaspillage des derniers pour le conseil de ces spécialistes...

Avant de continuer, je vous propose de lire le fameux rapport cité par le Canard Enchainé. C'est un délice burlesque des anti-NDDL :

1 - "En outre, les atterrissages sont relativement silencieux" : Je pense que tous les riverains de l'aéroport sauront apprécier le mode silencieux...
2 - "L'activité générales par l'aéroport au-dessus du lac ne génère pas de stress" : les bouguenais apprécieront de savoir que la passage régulier de leur tête ne génèrent pas de stress
3 - PO et Ouest-France n'ont pas mis cette remarque : le bruit d'un fusil de chasse est plus dérangeant que le bruit des avions. Nous pouvons donc avoir une pensée à tous les habitants de Notre-Dame-des-Landes qui vivent un enfer avec les chasseurs !!! Pour abréger leur souffrance, le transfert de l'aéroport devient une nécessité...
4 - "Les oiseaux connaissent ce couloir et évitent déjà largement les avions" : vous pouvez noter que nos oiseaux sont plus intelligents que ceux des autres régions et pays... Nous devons leur donner de l'EPO pour qu'ils puissent avoir une telle intelligence. Les autres aéroports sont obligés d'utiliser les services d'un rapace pour faire fuir les volatils... Nous NON...
5 - "L'aéroport participe l'équilibre écologique de la réserve face à l'urbanisation de l'agglomération nantaise" : Pour Xavier H., l'aéroport sera remplacé par des habitants qui provoqueront une pression écologique. Mais sans transfert, la magie des anti-NDDL fera disparaître ces habitants vers d'autres cieux.Évidement ces habitants iront dans la couronne du lac et provoqueront une contrainte encore plus élevée puisque non régulée...

Merci Xavier pour votre rapport qui nous permet de rire de vos incompétences...

Commentaires (4)

La liberté de la presse vu par les chemises vertes
bertrand L mer, 09/03/2016 - 14:18

Je savais que les merdias n'assumaient pas leur mensonges mais d'après le proverbe, "les cons ça ose tout"... Je viens de noter que la Pravda des chemises vertes, Reporterre, a désactivé son lien vers le pseudo-rapport de Xavier Hinderxxxxx. Évidement la lecture de ces 2 pages auraient montrer l'étendue des mensonges véhiculées par la presse.
Il est d'autre part intéressant que PresseOcean et Ouest-France n'ont jamais cité le gag de ce rapport : "un coup de fusil est plus dérangeant que le bruit d'un avion"... Cette omission volontaire des merdias est une preuve du parti pris de ces journalistes de caniveaux...
NotaBene : Si des personnes sont intéressées, je peux mettre en ligne ce pseudo-rapport puisque vous ne trouverez pas dans les sites des merdias

Et en plus...
bertrand L ven, 19/02/2016 - 10:25

Et en plus, Xavier H. nous explique que la partie Nord-Est du lac a été abandonnée par la faune aviaire. Déplacer l'aéroport permettra aux oiseaux de revenir sur cette zone abandonnée... Attention les volatils ne subissent pas de stress !!!

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